| Name | Sex | Origin | Mut | Health | Stamina | Oxygen | Food | Weight | Melee | Speed | Torpidity |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| goomba | — | bred | 0 | 2880 | 540 | 0 | 495 | 5366 | 100 | 0 | 3 |
| lvl 0 goon | — | tamed | 0 | 628 | 180 | 0 | 225 | 1763 | 100 | 0 | 2 |
| lvl 1 crook | — | tamed | 0 | 1154 | 285 | 0 | 225 | 2371 | 100 | 0 | 1 |
| lvl 99 mafia boss | — | tamed | 0 | 1776 | 540 | 0 | 495 | 3346 | 100 | 0 | 25 |
| Razor | — | tamed | 0 | 4036 | 795 | 0 | 675 | 4315 | 100 | 0 | 28 |
| Regina | — | tamed | 0 | 2966 | 525 | 0 | 525 | 5538 | 100 | 0 | 24 |