| Name | Sex | Origin | Mut | Health | Stamina | Oxygen | Food | Weight | Melee | Speed | Torpidity |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| goomba | — | bred | 0 | 40 | 26 | 23 | 18 | 29 | 25 | — | — |
| lvl 0 goon | — | tamed | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 1 | — | — |
| lvl 1 crook | — | tamed | 0 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 10 | 9 | — | — |
| lvl 99 mafia boss | — | tamed | 0 | 26 | 26 | 23 | 18 | 29 | 25 | — | — |
| Razor | — | tamed | 0 | 40 | 43 | 35 | 26 | 28 | 37 | — | — |
| Regina | — | tamed | 0 | 30 | 25 | 25 | 19 | 24 | 21 | — | — |